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Update: 2018-11-13
Holy fuck! WordPress is totally useless at deleting spam. I had to go through pages and pages and pages of spam because you can only mark a few at a time as spam. And then I had to go to ANOTHER page to click the button to actually delete the spam!

Instead: Don’t contact me. I’ll contact you when I think you’re important enough.